Who is Knocking?

Nahida (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jamal (Guest) on February 28, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Selemani (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mustafa (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 5, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 4, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

David Chacha (Guest) on January 22, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 16, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Amani (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rukia (Guest) on November 29, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 22, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Baridi (Guest) on November 17, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 7, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 31, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Josephine (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 4, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 17, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 24, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rehema (Guest) on July 23, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 21, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Issack (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 14, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mwanais (Guest) on July 11, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Chum (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Ahmed (Guest) on July 2, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Abdillah (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 29, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 28, 2016

😄 Too good!

Fadhili (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Malima (Guest) on May 8, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Azima (Guest) on April 25, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡