What did the spoon say to the knife?

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

John Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Asha (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Furaha (Guest) on July 26, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 25, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 22, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on July 11, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 28, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Amina (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 27, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 26, 2024

😄 Too good!

Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 24, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Nassor (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Azima (Guest) on February 21, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mhina (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 9, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Shani (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Zulekha (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Husna (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Nuru (Guest) on November 26, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Yusra (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Husna (Guest) on November 10, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Jamal (Guest) on November 2, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mhina (Guest) on October 31, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Salum (Guest) on October 21, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 7, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Juma (Guest) on October 4, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!