What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 21, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Nahida (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 10, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Salum (Guest) on August 26, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Rubea (Guest) on August 24, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Binti (Guest) on August 17, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Maulid (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Bakari (Guest) on July 26, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Jabir (Guest) on July 9, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Salum (Guest) on July 5, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 2, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Shabani (Guest) on July 2, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Abdillah (Guest) on June 22, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Omari (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Kheri (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mgeni (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 12, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mjaka (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Baridi (Guest) on February 17, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 1, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rahma (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Yusra (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

George Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Jamila (Guest) on November 18, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Nassor (Guest) on November 6, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Baraka (Guest) on October 22, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Sultan (Guest) on October 13, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 11, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 8, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 6, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maneno (Guest) on September 2, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Fikiri (Guest) on August 21, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Khatib (Guest) on July 29, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 19, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Binti (Guest) on July 17, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳