What did one eye say to the other?

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 23, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 23, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on August 11, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 10, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 4, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 5, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Zakaria (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Juma (Guest) on June 19, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Bakari (Guest) on June 14, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 13, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Furaha (Guest) on June 4, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 29, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 20, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 18, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Leila (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 13, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Raha (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 13, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Hawa (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 29, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Omar (Guest) on March 25, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 18, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 11, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 8, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Saidi (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Warda (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Halimah (Guest) on February 3, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

David Chacha (Guest) on February 2, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Hassan (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 28, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mchawi (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 30, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Jafari (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Tabu (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 14, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Rahma (Guest) on December 2, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 17, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Safiya (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Raha (Guest) on November 9, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦