What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 8, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Wande (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Maulid (Guest) on February 10, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Abdillah (Guest) on January 29, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sharifa (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zulekha (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rabia (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Fikiri (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Hassan (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shamsa (Guest) on January 3, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 22, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 2, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 10, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 2, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Abdillah (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 4, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 16, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

John Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chum (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Latifa (Guest) on June 14, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Maneno (Guest) on June 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Zainab (Guest) on June 5, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Shamsa (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Furaha (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 12, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳