What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! ππ
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 29, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 27, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Wande (Guest) on August 23, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 22, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Halimah (Guest) on July 27, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Sumaya (Guest) on July 26, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 23, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on July 5, 2024
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Abubakari (Guest) on June 22, 2024
π Too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Amir (Guest) on June 5, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 4, 2024
π Iβm dying!
Hamida (Guest) on May 20, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2024
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 11, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Mhina (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 16, 2024
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Zakia (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Hassan (Guest) on April 1, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 20, 2024
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Asha (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 16, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 19, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 17, 2024
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 11, 2024
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 8, 2024
π This just made my day!
Mchawi (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 24, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
John Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2024
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Nyota (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Chum (Guest) on December 31, 2023
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 18, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Leila (Guest) on December 16, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 25, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Tambwe (Guest) on November 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Maida (Guest) on October 31, 2023
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 23, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ