A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 16, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Latifa (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Binti (Guest) on May 31, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mohamed (Guest) on May 19, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Safiya (Guest) on May 14, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 2, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 27, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Mariam (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Majid (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Maulid (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Tabu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 15, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Rashid (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Rubea (Guest) on January 24, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Athumani (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Ahmed (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 9, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Daudi (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
David Chacha (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 23, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 24, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Issack (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Zainab (Guest) on August 25, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 8, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 2, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Jamila (Guest) on July 27, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Warda (Guest) on July 27, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Azima (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 28, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Masika (Guest) on June 23, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Salma (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 16, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬