Funny Answer: 📚 In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! 📚😄
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 11, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mgeni (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 15, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 5, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mashaka (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 22, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Biashara (Guest) on July 16, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Amir (Guest) on July 16, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 13, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 3, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 27, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 25, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 21, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Nchi (Guest) on June 20, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mhina (Guest) on June 10, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Jamila (Guest) on June 5, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 22, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Hawa (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 9, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 5, 2024
😁 This is gold!
Issa (Guest) on May 5, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Warda (Guest) on April 30, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
Latifa (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Sofia (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Shani (Guest) on April 7, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mzee (Guest) on April 4, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 27, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Amina (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mashaka (Guest) on February 21, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 19, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 18, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mariam (Guest) on February 15, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 14, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 12, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 20, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 17, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Faiza (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Neema (Guest) on January 3, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 1, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 21, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥