Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ππ¦·
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 31, 2017
π This one really got me!
Raha (Guest) on January 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Kahina (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Shamim (Guest) on November 29, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Zakaria (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Nasra (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 1, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Fadhila (Guest) on October 28, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Mzee (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Halima (Guest) on October 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 16, 2016
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 14, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Khatib (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 7, 2016
π I need to save this one forever!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Chum (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Salum (Guest) on May 31, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Jaffar (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Amani (Guest) on April 10, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 15, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·