Short Answer: Because it had a head start! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Kiza (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 1, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 20, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 7, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Amani (Guest) on August 1, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 27, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 23, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2024
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 20, 2024
๐ That punchline was epic!
Ndoto (Guest) on June 17, 2024
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Salima (Guest) on June 13, 2024
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 31, 2024
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Shamim (Guest) on May 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Issa (Guest) on May 1, 2024
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Abdillah (Guest) on April 13, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Hashim (Guest) on April 12, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 2, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Omar (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 17, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Halimah (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on January 28, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Rubea (Guest) on January 24, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2024
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Yusuf (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
Zulekha (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 1, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2023
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 16, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 9, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Bakari (Guest) on November 5, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Hashim (Guest) on November 4, 2023
๐ I needed that!
Omar (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 8, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ