How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 24, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Rubea (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 12, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

George Mallya (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 31, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nchi (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 10, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Khalifa (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

George Tenga (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

John Kamande (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Makame (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mzee (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Maulid (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Aziza (Guest) on May 26, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Yusuf (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 13, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 9, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Umi (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 7, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 28, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Neema (Guest) on April 23, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mchawi (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

John Kamande (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

James Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nasra (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Abubakari (Guest) on March 4, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 26, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Omari (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Halima (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 11, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 2, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀