What do birds do on Halloween?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 24, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Sharifa (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 12, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Raha (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 26, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Khadija (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Sofia (Guest) on October 22, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Aziza (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Leila (Guest) on October 14, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Amina (Guest) on September 30, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 29, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 28, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 13, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

George Mallya (Guest) on August 5, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mazrui (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Maneno (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rahim (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

John Lissu (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Faiza (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 27, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 21, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Rehema (Guest) on June 20, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Khamis (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Chum (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 12, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Kiza (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 30, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Chiku (Guest) on May 29, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 26, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 15, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 8, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Yahya (Guest) on May 3, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nassor (Guest) on April 7, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Abubakar (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 18, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Rukia (Guest) on March 18, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Josephine (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 3, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨