The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! ๐ฆ
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 13, 2018
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Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 7, 2018
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David Ochieng (Guest) on August 22, 2018
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 10, 2018
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Shukuru (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Rashid (Guest) on July 16, 2018
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Ann Awino (Guest) on July 13, 2018
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Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2018
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Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Ndoto (Guest) on June 21, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Abubakari (Guest) on June 20, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Sofia (Guest) on June 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Mzee (Guest) on May 31, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 21, 2018
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Aziza (Guest) on May 20, 2018
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Kijakazi (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 16, 2018
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Mwafirika (Guest) on May 15, 2018
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