Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 3, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 30, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Amina (Guest) on September 22, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Faiza (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 7, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 1, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 13, 2018

😂 So funny!

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Nassar (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 10, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 23, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

John Kamande (Guest) on June 23, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Ndoto (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 1, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Chum (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Kheri (Guest) on May 8, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Hassan (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Raha (Guest) on May 6, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Warda (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Zubeida (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Lissu (Guest) on April 4, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Majid (Guest) on March 23, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 4, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 3, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Josephine (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Salima (Guest) on January 3, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 22, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 19, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Sharifa (Guest) on December 12, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 11, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 6, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 3, 2017

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 23, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵