Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! π¦βΎοΈ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! π€£
Selemani (Guest) on September 28, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Sekela (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Hamida (Guest) on September 24, 2018
π You totally won the internet today!
Nchi (Guest) on September 18, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2018
π So funny!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2018
π Can't stop laughing!
Latifa (Guest) on August 2, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 18, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 8, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 5, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
Shani (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 18, 2018
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2018
π Canβt wait to share this!
George Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Issa (Guest) on June 7, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
George Tenga (Guest) on June 2, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 18, 2018
π That punchline was epic!
Rashid (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mohamed (Guest) on May 8, 2018
π Canβt stop laughing!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 5, 2018
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Baraka (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 3, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Neema (Guest) on March 27, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Ahmed (Guest) on March 21, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Farida (Guest) on December 3, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Baraka (Guest) on November 29, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Khadija (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Mariam (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Saidi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Binti (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
James Mduma (Guest) on September 27, 2017
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Arifa (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Fadhili (Guest) on August 31, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ