Short Answer: 🕰️ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! 🍔😄
Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. 🕰️😋
Aziza (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Omari (Guest) on March 11, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Zulekha (Guest) on February 6, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Zakia (Guest) on January 31, 2020
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Rahim (Guest) on January 29, 2020
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This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 3, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Raha (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 21, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
James Kimani (Guest) on November 4, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Kiza (Guest) on October 22, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Nashon (Guest) on October 15, 2019
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Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Saidi (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Kiza (Guest) on July 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rukia (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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😄 You got me good!
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I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔