What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 24, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Aziza (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 8, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

George Tenga (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 3, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Kassim (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Latifa (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Hassan (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rahma (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 15, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Khalifa (Guest) on April 9, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Aziza (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Zubeida (Guest) on February 10, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Rehema (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 27, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on January 15, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Amani (Guest) on December 15, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 13, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 7, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 29, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 25, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 17, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 7, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

George Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Sultan (Guest) on October 13, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Bahati (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 7, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Biashara (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Muslima (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Sofia (Guest) on September 16, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

John Malisa (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

George Tenga (Guest) on September 12, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Shamsa (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rukia (Guest) on August 14, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mzee (Guest) on August 7, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Bahati (Guest) on July 16, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Jamila (Guest) on July 8, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋