A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 21, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Habiba (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Nyota (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nasra (Guest) on March 7, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 29, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Daudi (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Fatuma (Guest) on February 23, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 7, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Arifa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
John Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 25, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Nchi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Shamsa (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Abubakar (Guest) on December 1, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 29, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 9, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Jaffar (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Shamim (Guest) on October 25, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Khatib (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Husna (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mohamed (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Nasra (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019
😄 Too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳