What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 22, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mjaka (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Nuru (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 29, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
John Lissu (Guest) on May 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Nassar (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Athumani (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 7, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Hashim (Guest) on March 31, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 26, 2019
😄 You got me!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Tabu (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
David Chacha (Guest) on February 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Shamim (Guest) on February 17, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 29, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Muslima (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 2, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
James Malima (Guest) on December 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mariam (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 29, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
John Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Habiba (Guest) on November 11, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 7, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
James Malima (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 2, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 1, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Biashara (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Abubakar (Guest) on October 27, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Fatuma (Guest) on September 20, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Nyota (Guest) on September 16, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 12, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️