What do you give a sick lemon?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 6, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hashim (Guest) on December 3, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 2, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 27, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Saidi (Guest) on November 16, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Leila (Guest) on November 7, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zawadi (Guest) on October 8, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Kazija (Guest) on September 19, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Leila (Guest) on August 4, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Salma (Guest) on July 17, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Sumaya (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 17, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 4, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on May 22, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 21, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 20, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Ndoto (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 30, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Rehema (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 29, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 23, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 13, 2020

😄 You got me!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 6, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Zawadi (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on February 23, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Hassan (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 11, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Muslima (Guest) on January 22, 2020

😆 That punchline!