Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 6, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Zakia (Guest) on February 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 16, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 15, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Rabia (Guest) on February 2, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Bahati (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Maimuna (Guest) on January 18, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Selemani (Guest) on January 4, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Jabir (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 29, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 6, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Kahina (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Baridi (Guest) on October 30, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Kiza (Guest) on October 4, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 28, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 2, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Neema (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Sarafina (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Amina (Guest) on July 16, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Zubeida (Guest) on July 13, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
George Mallya (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Sumaya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Hawa (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴