George Wanjala (Guest) on November 12, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Khalifa (Guest) on October 31, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Rehema (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Zainab (Guest) on October 23, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 20, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mhina (Guest) on August 31, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 28, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Furaha (Guest) on August 25, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 17, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Makame (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

John Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nassor (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Salima (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Bahati (Guest) on July 13, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 6, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 28, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on June 25, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Nassar (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 4, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Issack (Guest) on June 2, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jabir (Guest) on May 13, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Halimah (Guest) on May 11, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Leila (Guest) on May 11, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on May 5, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Fadhila (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Maneno (Guest) on April 10, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

David Chacha (Guest) on April 4, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 27, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Yahya (Guest) on March 14, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zulekha (Guest) on March 2, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 21, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Yusuf (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zainab (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 11, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Maneno (Guest) on December 27, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mariam (Guest) on December 25, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 20, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Majid (Guest) on December 18, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 14, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Shamsa (Guest) on November 23, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sofia (Guest) on November 16, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴