Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Zubeida (Guest) on August 13, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 31, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mhina (Guest) on July 4, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 18, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 9, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 31, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Halimah (Guest) on May 28, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 25, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 6, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 5, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Bakari (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Rabia (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 9, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Hashim (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

John Kamande (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 19, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 18, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Shamsa (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 4, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Mashaka (Guest) on January 26, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sharifa (Guest) on January 24, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

George Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 21, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 7, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 7, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mjaka (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Raha (Guest) on December 23, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Farida (Guest) on December 19, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 13, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Fadhila (Guest) on December 12, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Salma (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Maida (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 12, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Hamida (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 5, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅