A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Daudi (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Shabani (Guest) on August 3, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Tabu (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Zakaria (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 15, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 15, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
John Kamande (Guest) on July 13, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2023
😁 This made my day!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 29, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Nyota (Guest) on June 28, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 16, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 5, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 16, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
John Lissu (Guest) on May 6, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 18, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 11, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Issa (Guest) on April 8, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 21, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Biashara (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Rabia (Guest) on March 7, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Hassan (Guest) on February 25, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 10, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Nyota (Guest) on February 2, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 31, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Daudi (Guest) on January 30, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 29, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Jafari (Guest) on January 28, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 6, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mustafa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Jamila (Guest) on December 12, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Salma (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 10, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Bahati (Guest) on December 6, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Maimuna (Guest) on December 3, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Khalifa (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Maida (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
George Mallya (Guest) on November 11, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mariam (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 5, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 29, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 24, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 10, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Halimah (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️