The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation: A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 20, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Azima (Guest) on September 6, 2023
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
John Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 26, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 5, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 3, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 3, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 25, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 10, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Sofia (Guest) on July 10, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on July 1, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 20, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Jabir (Guest) on June 14, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on June 11, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 27, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 25, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
George Mallya (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 27, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Biashara (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 3, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
John Malisa (Guest) on March 27, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mjaka (Guest) on March 26, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 24, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 17, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Salum (Guest) on March 16, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Latifa (Guest) on March 6, 2023
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 25, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Faiza (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 19, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on December 10, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Wande (Guest) on December 9, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 18, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Zainab (Guest) on November 16, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 13, 2022
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 8, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 27, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 22, 2022
๐ You got me!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐