How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 2, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 17, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Shabani (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 28, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 17, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 13, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Majid (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 30, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 27, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 15, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Yahya (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

James Mduma (Guest) on July 13, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

James Malima (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Faiza (Guest) on June 26, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Makame (Guest) on June 14, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Sarafina (Guest) on June 8, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Kassim (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Issa (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Tabu (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mchuma (Guest) on May 14, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on May 7, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mjaka (Guest) on April 23, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 9, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Mazrui (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Binti (Guest) on February 27, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nasra (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 21, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mgeni (Guest) on January 26, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 1, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 28, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Leila (Guest) on December 4, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲