Sofia (Guest) on April 23, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Chum (Guest) on April 12, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Shukuru (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rahim (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 19, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nashon (Guest) on March 8, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Yusuf (Guest) on March 1, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 6, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️