Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐คฃ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on February 15, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 13, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Warda (Guest) on February 11, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on February 10, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2015
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Baridi (Guest) on February 5, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mazrui (Guest) on February 1, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Mhina (Guest) on January 23, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น