Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Abubakari (Guest) on March 21, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 15, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 7, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 11, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 11, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 6, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rashid (Guest) on February 3, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 29, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 25, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐