Short answer: A Shampoodle! 🐩💇♀️
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! 🚿💖
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Amina (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 30, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Rabia (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Fatuma (Guest) on March 13, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 9, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 4, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Zuhura (Guest) on February 9, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 1, 2016
😄 You got me!
Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Sultan (Guest) on January 23, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Rahma (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 24, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Habiba (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Baraka (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Tabu (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Abubakari (Guest) on October 4, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 17, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Salma (Guest) on September 9, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 8, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 1, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Furaha (Guest) on August 5, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Husna (Guest) on August 3, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Shamsa (Guest) on July 27, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 8, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Azima (Guest) on June 7, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Binti (Guest) on May 27, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Makame (Guest) on May 25, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Shabani (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Muslima (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Shabani (Guest) on April 29, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️