Khalifa (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 12, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Zainab (Guest) on August 25, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 19, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Issack (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 7, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 19, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zakia (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on June 24, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Hekima (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 6, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 27, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Asha (Guest) on May 21, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Neema (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mohamed (Guest) on May 11, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nassar (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Safiya (Guest) on April 24, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mchuma (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 18, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Zulekha (Guest) on April 2, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 29, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

John Kamande (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 16, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rashid (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nasra (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Habiba (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 26, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Josephine (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 23, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Amir (Guest) on December 20, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Zakia (Guest) on December 11, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Ahmed (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Yahya (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 10, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mazrui (Guest) on September 29, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌