Short Answer: Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! 🐾😄
Explanation: The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
John Lissu (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mgeni (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 14, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
James Kimani (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 30, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 16, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 14, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Jamila (Guest) on November 9, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Wande (Guest) on October 31, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 13, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Rahim (Guest) on September 17, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Sofia (Guest) on September 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Saidi (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Zakia (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Zuhura (Guest) on August 13, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Ahmed (Guest) on August 6, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
James Malima (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Mzee (Guest) on July 20, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 8, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mohamed (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 23, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Nasra (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Nassor (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Tambwe (Guest) on May 25, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Amani (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Fadhili (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Daudi (Guest) on May 4, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
John Lissu (Guest) on April 25, 2016
😆 That punchline!
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rahma (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 14, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Hamida (Guest) on April 14, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Rehema (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Latifa (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Rashid (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Warda (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 13, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Zubeida (Guest) on January 11, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Yusra (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 30, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔