What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! ๐ฆโค๏ธ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 5, 2018
๐ So funny!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Kiza (Guest) on February 13, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 23, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on January 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 8, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on January 2, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Rabia (Guest) on December 8, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Jaffar (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Kazija (Guest) on December 2, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Wande (Guest) on November 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 15, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
George Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 5, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on October 19, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 2, 2017
๐ Saving this one!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 25, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ndoto (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Mhina (Guest) on August 22, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 21, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Zubeida (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
James Kimani (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 19, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Amina (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Latifa (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 30, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 23, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Zubeida (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Maneno (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Daudi (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Nuru (Guest) on March 18, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ