What do you call a pig that does karate?

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rehema (Guest) on May 3, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

John Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ali (Guest) on April 22, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 22, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Selemani (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Raha (Guest) on March 26, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Shabani (Guest) on March 12, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Josephine (Guest) on February 21, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 9, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Halima (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 20, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Hamida (Guest) on November 26, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Yahya (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Josephine (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Tabu (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Wande (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rehema (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Kiza (Guest) on September 29, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Baraka (Guest) on September 25, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 10, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Hawa (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mashaka (Guest) on July 5, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Amani (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 29, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Shani (Guest) on June 28, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 26, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

James Kimani (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Ali (Guest) on June 19, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jafari (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Jafari (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Nchi (Guest) on May 28, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Ahmed (Guest) on May 20, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 19, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Amani (Guest) on April 25, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬