The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Hekima (Guest) on October 3, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Salum (Guest) on October 2, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
James Mduma (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Biashara (Guest) on September 17, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 16, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Chiku (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 20, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Amani (Guest) on August 4, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mustafa (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Abdullah (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Zakia (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Amir (Guest) on June 10, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Baridi (Guest) on June 5, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Sumaya (Guest) on June 1, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 28, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 21, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Kazija (Guest) on May 15, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 3, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 2, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 29, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Nchi (Guest) on April 24, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Rukia (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Nassar (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
James Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Halimah (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Mashaka (Guest) on February 26, 2016
😄 Too good!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 18, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Rukia (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 16, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Jamal (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Bahati (Guest) on February 8, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Shamsa (Guest) on January 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 21, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 30, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Kazija (Guest) on December 29, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Makame (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Zakia (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mhina (Guest) on December 18, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪