Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Zawadi (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Josephine (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 3, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mwanais (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on November 20, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mhina (Guest) on September 14, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Shamsa (Guest) on September 4, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 26, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 12, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Raha (Guest) on June 23, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 4, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Zuhura (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Halimah (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Saidi (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 9, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Rashid (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 19, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Omari (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Daudi (Guest) on March 10, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Latifa (Guest) on March 10, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ