A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! 🐇🎵
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Binti (Guest) on December 5, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 26, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Zakia (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 6, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Fadhila (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Amina (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Ndoto (Guest) on October 13, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 8, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 22, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Jaffar (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Arifa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 8, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Amani (Guest) on September 3, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Shamim (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Sarafina (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 7, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Jafari (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mhina (Guest) on July 16, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Leila (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Baraka (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 26, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 29, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Yusuf (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Nuru (Guest) on April 15, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mchuma (Guest) on April 12, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 30, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Zubeida (Guest) on March 14, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Amina (Guest) on March 4, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Sekela (Guest) on March 3, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Ali (Guest) on March 2, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Rabia (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 28, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬