A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻 Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 15, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 14, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Hassan (Guest) on December 7, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Arifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Yahya (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Sarafina (Guest) on October 31, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 26, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Jaffar (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
George Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 7, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 26, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Masika (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Bahati (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 25, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 13, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Farida (Guest) on April 1, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Kazija (Guest) on March 28, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Halima (Guest) on March 18, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Baridi (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 27, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Nassar (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Sultan (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️