Short answer: A Shampoodle! π©πββοΈ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! πΏπ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
James Mduma (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Rahma (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Zubeida (Guest) on November 1, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 18, 2017
π This is gold!
Selemani (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 12, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Tambwe (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 4, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2017
π Best laugh of the day!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Chum (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 1, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Neema (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Rashid (Guest) on August 9, 2017
π This just made my day!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 3, 2017
π You totally won the internet today!
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2017
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Safiya (Guest) on July 27, 2017
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 16, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Omar (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Faiza (Guest) on May 24, 2017
π Still cracking up!
Halima (Guest) on May 18, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Mohamed (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 30, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Nuru (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£