What kind of music do mummies like best?

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Binti (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 24, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 22, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 17, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Tambwe (Guest) on January 11, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

James Kimani (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Issack (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mjaka (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 18, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rehema (Guest) on October 22, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 4, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mchuma (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 30, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 27, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Kahina (Guest) on September 27, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 23, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jamila (Guest) on September 19, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 6, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Zawadi (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Leila (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 6, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 4, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 17, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Josephine (Guest) on June 17, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nashon (Guest) on June 4, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mchuma (Guest) on May 22, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 15, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Maulid (Guest) on May 11, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂