Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️♀️🍞
A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽🥣😄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Yusra (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
James Malima (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Kiza (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 31, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Shamim (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Maneno (Guest) on August 29, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nahida (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Abubakar (Guest) on August 18, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Husna (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Yusra (Guest) on August 2, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 27, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 23, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Hassan (Guest) on July 9, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 4, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Ahmed (Guest) on June 19, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 18, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mjaka (Guest) on June 13, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
David Chacha (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Faiza (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Fadhila (Guest) on May 11, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Raha (Guest) on May 2, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Josephine (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 26, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Shani (Guest) on April 25, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 25, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Ali (Guest) on April 16, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 10, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mchuma (Guest) on April 9, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Shamsa (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 31, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Khadija (Guest) on March 28, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 24, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 22, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 14, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 13, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Amina (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 19, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 17, 2017
😄 Too good!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 9, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Issa (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔