What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A "bay-gull"! ππ¦
Explanation: This playful answer is a pun on the words "bay" and "gull." By combining them, we create a fun and silly wordplay: "bay-gull." It's a creative way to describe a seagull that is flying over the bay. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful touch, emphasizing the lightheartedness of the riddle.
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