What did the baker say to his wife?

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Shamsa (Guest) on January 3, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 30, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 20, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Maulid (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Zubeida (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 16, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 15, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Nassar (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Kazija (Guest) on October 25, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 7, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Bahati (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Rahma (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on August 30, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 11, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 5, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 4, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Hekima (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 22, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 28, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Hekima (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mzee (Guest) on May 17, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Abdullah (Guest) on May 8, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 7, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mzee (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Hekima (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Bahati (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on April 26, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mjaka (Guest) on April 24, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Fatuma (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Zuhura (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Jabir (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 31, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 22, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 12, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Husna (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎