Robert Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Maimuna (Guest) on December 9, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 5, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sultan (Guest) on November 4, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mashaka (Guest) on October 31, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 25, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 20, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Arifa (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Bahati (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hekima (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Hekima (Guest) on August 23, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 5, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mazrui (Guest) on July 7, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 5, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Abubakari (Guest) on June 10, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Faiza (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mzee (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mjaka (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Furaha (Guest) on May 19, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 19, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sultan (Guest) on May 18, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Sumaya (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Arifa (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rubea (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Arifa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Khamis (Guest) on April 3, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 15, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 18, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rahma (Guest) on February 17, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 29, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Zakaria (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!