Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! ๐งโ๏ธ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on December 29, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 22, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Omar (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Halima (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 15, 2018
๐ This is gold!
Fikiri (Guest) on November 10, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 7, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Hashim (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Nchi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Jabir (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 19, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Salum (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on June 19, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Baridi (Guest) on June 9, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 30, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 23, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 16, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Wande (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 1, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Shani (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Mhina (Guest) on March 17, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Shabani (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 19, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Rabia (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 29, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mgeni (Guest) on November 28, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Shani (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ