What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 2, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 26, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Abdullah (Guest) on January 23, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mariam (Guest) on January 22, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Maida (Guest) on December 26, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 25, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 11, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 6, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Tambwe (Guest) on November 30, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 23, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 15, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Farida (Guest) on October 28, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Halima (Guest) on October 23, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Leila (Guest) on October 13, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Omari (Guest) on October 10, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Zuhura (Guest) on October 7, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Shamim (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sekela (Guest) on October 5, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rashid (Guest) on October 1, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Maida (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 27, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Azima (Guest) on August 18, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 15, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 3, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 26, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Rabia (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 15, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hekima (Guest) on July 10, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

John Lissu (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 11, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 6, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Abdillah (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Zulekha (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Nassor (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 4, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤