A scarecrow's favorite fruit? ๐ค Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ๐๐พ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the ๐พ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 2, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on January 22, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Maida (Guest) on December 26, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 11, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 6, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Tambwe (Guest) on November 30, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 23, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 15, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Farida (Guest) on October 28, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Halima (Guest) on October 23, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Leila (Guest) on October 13, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Omari (Guest) on October 10, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Zuhura (Guest) on October 7, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Sekela (Guest) on October 5, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Rashid (Guest) on October 1, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Maida (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 6, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Azima (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 15, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 3, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 26, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rabia (Guest) on July 22, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 15, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Hekima (Guest) on July 10, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
John Lissu (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2018
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 11, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 6, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on May 24, 2018
๐ This joke just made my day!
Zulekha (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Nassor (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 4, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค