What was born to succeed?

Safiya (Guest) on February 17, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Abubakar (Guest) on February 13, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mazrui (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Hashim (Guest) on February 1, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Abdullah (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwanais (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Jamila (Guest) on January 15, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 9, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 6, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 28, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 27, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Ahmed (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mustafa (Guest) on November 14, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 12, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Baridi (Guest) on November 8, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

George Tenga (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 19, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Zuhura (Guest) on October 16, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 12, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Sekela (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Maida (Guest) on August 31, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mchawi (Guest) on August 13, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Abdullah (Guest) on August 3, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Fadhili (Guest) on July 15, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on June 23, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Arifa (Guest) on June 16, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 15, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Fikiri (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 30, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Salima (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Abubakari (Guest) on April 14, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Yahya (Guest) on April 3, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 30, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Salum (Guest) on February 24, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 18, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃