Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! πΌπ₯¦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 6, 2019
π I need to save this one forever!
Biashara (Guest) on February 2, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 28, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 30, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 13, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Yahya (Guest) on November 26, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Maida (Guest) on November 5, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Mariam (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Sharifa (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Zakia (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Salima (Guest) on October 18, 2018
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Rashid (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Shukuru (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 2, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 29, 2018
π Instant mood boost!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 22, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Jaffar (Guest) on July 12, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Maida (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Jafari (Guest) on June 18, 2018
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Azima (Guest) on June 16, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 14, 2018
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 17, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 18, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Nuru (Guest) on April 13, 2018
π What a joke!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Salum (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Sultan (Guest) on March 19, 2018
π Canβt stop laughing!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 13, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ