Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Athumani (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mariam (Guest) on January 16, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Rahma (Guest) on January 16, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 8, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Nchi (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Amir (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Amir (Guest) on December 8, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Azima (Guest) on November 27, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Josephine (Guest) on November 23, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Tambwe (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mhina (Guest) on October 26, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 26, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 20, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Yusuf (Guest) on September 13, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mariam (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 11, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 7, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Nahida (Guest) on September 6, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
James Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 26, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 18, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
John Kamande (Guest) on August 18, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Fadhila (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Fikiri (Guest) on July 5, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 20, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Maneno (Guest) on June 18, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Faiza (Guest) on June 18, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 17, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Khadija (Guest) on June 4, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Faiza (Guest) on May 17, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Abubakar (Guest) on April 17, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡