Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" 🥒❤️ Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" 🙌🏼🥒
Explanation: This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. 🥒❤️🙌🏼
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 7, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 3, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Tambwe (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Kiza (Guest) on November 17, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Hekima (Guest) on November 16, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 4, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 31, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Biashara (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 1, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Binti (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Husna (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Wande (Guest) on August 4, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 10, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Hekima (Guest) on May 5, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Nassor (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Amani (Guest) on April 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 11, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 10, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Masika (Guest) on March 14, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Raha (Guest) on March 6, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 26, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 25, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Ahmed (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Nashon (Guest) on February 4, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 26, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Abdillah (Guest) on January 18, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Halima (Guest) on January 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 17, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Safiya (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Neema (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Saidi (Guest) on November 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅